New Clean Coal Air Freshener!
If you’re looking for something new to air freshen your house, you may want to consider the new Clean Coal Air Freshener put out by the coal industry. Nothing is as clean or freshens the air more than coal and this commercial backs that up. Imagine your whole home and clothes smelling like coal! mmmmmmmm. The sweet smell of coal. Have you tried it yet?
In a moment I take my family to the hospital.