Looking Like a Fool with Your Pants on the Ground

When a 62 year old general auditioned for American Idol – he wanted to send a message. The message was that people who let their pants hang loose and fall to the ground look like fools. He was tired of seeing this unsightly trend, so he made up a song about it and had some fun with the judges. The first verse goes something like this: “pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool with your pants on the ground. With the gold in your mouth, hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground; call yourself a cool cat, looking like a fool; walking downtown with your pants on the ground…”